GOSSIP

Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle he doesn’t have much luck until one day he comes across the Harley with a four sale sign on it the bike looks better than a new one alra it is 10 years old it’s shiny and mint condition he buys it and ask the seller how he…

A naked police officer came to work and his commander, shocked, asked him: “why did you come naked?”The police officer said: “There was a party last night I attended. At 00:00 all lights went off and we were in the dark. All of a sudden a voice said that all females should undress. You could…

an Italian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto the poor lady was not very proficient in English but did manage to communicate with her husband the real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries one day she went to the Butcher and wanted to buy chicken…

two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly oh no I’ve just been saying that your new hair do make you look less attractive I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat oh no I just said that the way you…

A man walks into a bar and asks, “Does anyone here own the Rottweiler outside?” “Yeah, I do!” says a biker, standing up. “What about it?” “Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him…” The man hesitated. “What are you talking about?!” the biker says in disbelief. “How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler?”…

an 18 year old daughter named Lisa nervously approaches her mother one day holding a small box in her trembling hands she reveals that she took a pregnancy test and hesitantly shows it to her mother the test result confirms that Lisa is indeed pregnant tears streaming down her face the mother demands to not…

A farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows.He puts the bull out with the herd, but the animal just eats grass. He won’t even look at the cows. The farmer feels cheated, so he brings in the local vet to check out the bull. The bull is…

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward while they’re just laying there,the phone rings. Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of…

A young boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash behind him. He goes straight up to the pimp and says: “I need a girl for an hour.”. “Haha! You’ve got to be joking boy, you’re just a kid!” replies the pimp. Boy throws a pack of money onto the table….

So after talking it over for the past few months my wife finally agreed to go with me to a swingers club. She wore a really cute skirt, so I knew she was more excited than she let on. Anyway, we got there and the hostess greeted us and instantly could tell she was nervous…