A naked police officer came to work and his commander, shocked, asked him: “why did you come naked?”
The police officer said: “There was a party last night I attended. At 00:00 all lights went off and we were in the dark. All of a sudden a voice said that all females should undress. You could hear undressing. Then after a while the same voice said all the males to get undressed. Everybody did that, so did I. And then after a minute the voice said GET TO WORK”
Commander: “And?”
Police officer: “And I came to work.”