An Italian Woman Went To The Butcher

an Italian woman married a

Canadian gentleman and they lived

happily ever after in Toronto the poor

lady was not very proficient in English

but did manage to communicate with her

husband the real problem arose whenever

she had to shop for

groceries one day she went to the

Butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs

she didn’t know how to put forward her

request so in desperation clucked like a

chicken and lifted up her skirt to show

her thighs her butcher got the message

and gave her the chicken legs next day

she needed to get chicken breasts again

she didn’t know how to say it so she

clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned

her blouse to show the butcher her

breasts the butcher understood again and

gave her some chicken breasts on the

third day the poor lady needed to buy

sausages unable to find a way to

communicate this she brought her husband

to the store

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