YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
So there’s this girl right (we’ll call her Ashley) Ashley’s been flat chested her whole life and as she approaches her mid 20s she wants to get a boob job. So she goes to see this doctor by the name of Dr. bob, and Dr. bob tells her if she wants bigger boobs all she…
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven: When they get there, St. Peter says…. ….”We only have one rule here in heaven, don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck…
A Roman Catholic priest is on his way to Rome when he runs into an old childhood friend. “My goodness, Mary!” He says. “How have you been?” “Oh, could be better,” she says. “My husband and I have been trying to have children for fifteen years, but we are barren.” “I’m so sorry,” says the…
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John’s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray….
Once there was a man who had an extremely small PEN!S and was forever unhappy about what he had been born with. One day, he was walking through town when he came upon a small store that said “True Magic and Wishes” on the sign. Looking like a rather strange and interesting shop, the man…
A new tenant moved into the apartment across from me. A couple of days later, there was a knock at the door. I opened the door, and there stood the most stunningly beautiful woman I’d ever seen. As far as I could tell, all she was wearing was a mid-thigh-length satin nightgown tied at the…
The wife went to bed with her lover, and the husband came to lunch. The wife quickly hid her lover in the fridge. The husband goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge and… – Who are you? – Pete. – What are you doing here? – I’m eating sausage. The husband returned to work and…
Two couples were playing cards. Tom accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Alex’s wife was not wearing any panties. Shocked, Tom hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Tom went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Alex’s…
An elderly man had owned a large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there was a large pond ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening, the farmer decided to go down…
A trucker pulled into his regular truck stop diner. Noticing there was a new blonde waitress, he thought he could confuse her with his order. He said, I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the…