The wife went to bed with her lover, and the husband came to lunch.
The wife quickly hid her lover in the fridge.
The husband goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge and…
– Who are you? – Pete.
– What are you doing here?
– I’m eating sausage.
The husband returned to work and told his friends everything. “You’re a fool”, the friends laughed, “because this is your wife’s lover! The husband ran home, went back to the fridge, and there was another guy in it. – What’s your name? – David. – Listen, David, tell Pete that if I see him, I’ll kill him!