A Young Nun Was Asked By The Priest To Wash…

it was time for Father John’s

Saturday night bath and the young Nun

Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath

water and towels just the way the old

nun had instructed sister Magdalene was

also instructed not to look at Father

John’s nakedness if she could help it do

whatever he told her to do

and pray the next morning the old nun

asked sister Magdalene how the Saturday

night bath had gone oh sister said the

young nun dreamily I been saved saved

and how did that come about asked the

old nun well when Father John was

soaking in the tub he asked me to wash

him and while I was washing him he

guided my hand down between his legs

where he said the Lord keeps the key to

Heaven did he said the old nun curiously

sister Magdalene continued and Father

John said that if the key to Heaven fits

my lock the portals of Heaven would be

open to me and I would be assured

salvation and eternal peace and then

Father John guided his key to Heaven

into my luck is that a fact said the old

nun even more curiously

at first it hurt terribly but Father

John said the pathway to Salvation was

often painful and that the glory of God

would soon swell my heart with ecstasy

and it did it felt so good being saved

that wicked old bastard said the old nun

he told me it was Gabriel’s horn and

I’ve been blowing it for 40 years

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