Ashley’s been flat chested her whole life and know wants to get B00B J0B

So there’s this girl right (we’ll call her Ashley)  Ashley’s been flat chested her whole life and as  

she approaches her mid 20s she wants to get a boob  job. So she goes to see this doctor by the name of  

Dr. bob, and Dr. bob tells her if she wants bigger  boobs all she has to do is wake up every morning,  

rub her chest, and at the same time say “scooby  dooby doo, I want bigger boobs.” So she starts  

doing this for a couple weeks and she realizes  it’s starting to work, but one morning while she’s  

taking the bus she realizes she forgot about her  new morning routine. So she looks around, makes  

sure the coast is clear, and rubs her chest while  saying “scooby dooby doo, I want bigger boobs.”

All of a sudden the guy behind her goes  “hey! Have you been seeing Dr. Bob too?”  

And she goes “yeah? How do you know?” And  the man responds “hickory dickory dock.”

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