A unHappy Man who had an Extremely Small PEN!S

once there was a man who had an

extremely small PEN!S and was forever

unhappy about what he had been born with

one day he was walking through town when

he came upon a small store that said

true magic and wishes looking like a

rather strange and interesting shop the

man entered the store and walked up to

the shopkeeper behind the counter what

do you mean by your sign true magic and

wishes he asked curiously well you see

young man we have many things that can

make all your dreams come true in a

single wish or spell the shopkeeper said

do you have something that you always

wished for she asked the man looking a

bit embarrassed the man finally said yes

but you cannot laugh okay my PEN!S is

very small and I wish it to be very big

can you help me the man asked the

shopkeeper smiled Don not be saddened by

this for I have just a thing for you the

man watched the shopkeeper open a drawer

underneath the counter and pull out a

strange leather case opening the case it

contained a gold ring with a mysterious

red stone set in it this will help you

but there will be a price the shopkeeper

said the man thought about this and if

he was to have a big PEN!S he would pay

anything to have it so after settling a

price that made both parties satisfied

the shopkeeper told him how to use the

ring it works quite simple all you need

to do is wear it like a normal ring and

bump into people and let them apologize

once this happens your PEN!S will grow a

few inches each time it happens the

shopkeeper said the man thanked the

shopkeeper and as soon as he was out of

the store and on on the street he could

not wait to try it slipping the ring on

his finger he found that a little old

lady was walking his way and he

purposely bumped into her and she

apologized slowly he felt something

strange happened to his PEN!S and sure

enough he felt it grow a few inches in

his pants I cannot believe it it works

like a charm the man thought next he

bumped into a young man walking his dog

and sure enough the young man aized and

again he felt his PEN!S grow a little

more the man was over the moon the man

then saw an old Indian man also walking

his way and again bumped into him the

old Indian man looked up at the man who

had bumped into him and placed his hand

upon his shoulder in guest her and said

a thousand apologies my good man

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