GOSSIP

A bakery owner hired a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong p@nties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing her short sk!rt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a…

A 70 year old man goes into a br0thel. He picks out a young pretty woman, …. … they go up to her room, str1p down and climb into bed.The old man performs like a teenager, the pr0stitute is amazed at how energetic and agile he is, she tells him if he can do it…

A German man wanted to buy a train ticket to visit his friend in Naples. He goes to the Italian ticket agent and buys the ticket, but explains that he wants to reserve a seat facing the direction that the train was going. The Italian ticket agent hands the German his ticket, and he boards…

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. He forced himself to…

A salesman was visiting every farm in his territory, peddling a new insect repellent that was several times more effective than anything else on the market, but wasn’t having much luck. Desperate to make a sale, he approached a dairy farm at milking time. He let himself into the barn and introduced himself to the…

A hitchhiker is searching for a sleeping place for the night as he came by a large farm. He went over to the house and knocks on the door as the owner opens. So the Hitchiker went over to the barn. Right as he stands at the door he sees the very h0t Wife and…

I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license and all just because of a stupid police officer… The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!” Me: “I assure you, I did not drink anything.” Officer: “Ok, let’s do a…

What do b00bs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake.

A nurse is bathing a female patient who is in a coma when she notices that the patients heart rate and breathing increase whenever she cleans the genital area. She gets the idea that 0ral s*x might actually revive her. She calls the patient’s husband over and explains that 0ral s*x might revive her, and…

A doctor is walking through a hospital and suddenly sees one of the nurses. Her hair is in disarray, her uniform is open, the bra is pushed up, her breasts are in plain view… – Excuse me, Ms. Arrington, what is this dress code? Put your clothes on properly. The nurse looks down, sees the…