Mickey and Minnie Mouse Are in Divorce Court

The Divorce Court Judge has just finished reviewing Mickey’s petition for divorce when he says to Mickey, “Now let me get this straight, you say you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she’s crazy?”.

Mickey, visibly upset and very emotional responds to the judge: “No, No, No Your Honor. I don’t want to divorce Minnie because she’s crazy, I want to divorce Minnie because she’s fuckin’ Goofy!”.

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