GOSSIP

A blonde girl excitedly arrives home from school. “Mommy Mommy, all the other kids can only count to 4, but I counted all the way to 10! Is it because I’m blonde Mommy?” “Yes dear, it’s because you’re blonde.” The girl returns home the following day even more ecstatic. “Mommy mommy! When we dressed for…

A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery. She asked him, “How long will it be before I can resume a normal love life again, Doctor?” The surgeon seemed to pause, which…

A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being this straightforward kind of guy he is, he says, Hey baby, want to have? The nun says, God no, so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the bus driver asks him, hey man, you…

A taxi driver in Berlin gave a nun a ride. As they drove, the taxi driver couldn’t stop staring at them. She asked him, why do you keep looking at me? The taxi driver replied, I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you. The nun said, dear, you can’t insult…

one day at school a young boy started laughing hysterically to which the teacher asked him why do you laugh so hard the boy continues laughing and says I just saw a strap of your bra the teacher says get out of the class and don’t come back for one week at this moment another…

an older couple Bertha and Hans made their way to Texas Hans has always wanted to get some authentic western boots he spotted a pair bought them and proudly returned home he walked through the house in his new boots and asked Bertha in the kitchen do you see a change in me Bertha looked…

A father and son went hunting together for the first time the father said stay here and be very quiet I’ll be across the field a little while later the father heard a blood curdling scream so he ran back to his son what’s wrong the father asked I thought I told you to be…

After a long stint in prison Kathy managed to secure herself a job at a candy shop she arrived on the first day wearing a proper yet practical dress however her first day was set to be retrieving candy at the front register. the first customer came looked at the candy and asked for licorice…

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, “What are you carrying?”” “Melons,” the blonde replies. “Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many…

Little Johnny got caught stealing in a food for less and runs away from the cops. He runs towards his school and into his classroom. He asks his teacher, may I please hide in your classroom because I got caught stealing. The teacher says yes. Little Johnny first hides under a desk, but no, the…