GOSSIP

an old lady walked into a pest store found a parrot and asked the owner if she could buy it the owner said heck no that parrot has a bad mouth trust me you do not want that parent she said I can teach it good man but when she got home the Paris said…

having just finish reading a story to my sixth grade class I decided to check the students knowledge of some of the vocabulary that had been used who knows what the word adolescent means I asked out of the entire class of 35 not one child raise a hand after a few more silent moments…

one day there were two boys playing by a stream one of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long the other boy went over to the bush and looked the two boys were looking at…

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy member cover. The girl behind the counter says, What size? He says, I don’t know. She hold up a finger and says, that big? He says, bigger. She holds up three fingers and says, that big? He says, smaller. She holds up two fingers and he says,…

A blonde woman is struggling to get her tomatoes to ripen, so she goes to her neighbor’s man with her problem. The neighbor says, “All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden n*ked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush…

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said- “that part where hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair” the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister-“my monkey has grown hair”…

A knockout young lady wanted to get rich quickly, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem despite the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed and waited…

A Scottish couple took in a young woman as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bathtub inside, although if she wanted to, she could use the outside tub. “Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to play…

a nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead. Now completely stranded the priest said, Well sister, this looks pretty grim. I know, father replied the nun. In fact, I don’t think we can last more than there are two out…

There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his and he says yeah. A few weeks later, there was a biggest storm and the sister goes to the brother’s room and…