A taxi driver in Berlin gave a nun a ride. As they drove, the taxi driver couldn’t stop staring at them.
She asked him, why do you keep looking at me? The taxi driver replied, I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.
The nun said, dear, you can’t insult me. I’ve been through a lot in my life.
I’ve had the opportunity to see and hear pretty much everything
There is nothing you could say or ask that would offend me.
The taxi driver regained his courage and after a few moments said, well I’ve always dreamed of kissing a nun.
She replied, well I would like to fulfill your dream, but first you must be single.
The taxi driver got very excited and said, yes, I am both. Great, said the nun, pull into this empty parking lot.
She then fulfilled his dream, but when they got back on the road, the taxi driver started crying.
What’s wrong, my dear, said the nun. Why are you crying? The taxi driver confessed. Forgive me, I have sinned, I have lied to you, I am actually married .
The nun answered quickly. That’s fine. I lied too. My name is actually Friedolf and I’m going to a party.