YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I’m Lynne. How’d you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd…
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that in order to prolong his life, they should cut out s**. He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room…
Originally planning to become a teacher, Claudia decided to change her course seven years ago and moved to a big city to pursue her dream of becoming a flight attendant. She could only afford a one-way ticket to the city with the money she had, so as soon as she got off the train, she…
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down…
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very s*xy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful s*x appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast….
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I’m in the shower. Send him in.” The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother…
When you have good news… and bad news Sherry the secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Sherry honey, why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once.” “Alright, here’s some good news,” said the…
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the my wife.” “Oh yeah?” said Charlie “And how did this one end?” “When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.” “Really,” said Charles … Really,” said…
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car… The one blonde says to the other, “What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?” The other one replied, “No, people will think we’re trying to break in.” The other one said, “Well do we get…
A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!” Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one…