GOSSIP

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down…

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very s*xy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful s*x appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast….

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I’m in the shower. Send him in.” The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother…

When you have good news… and bad news Sherry the secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Sherry honey, why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once.” “Alright, here’s some good news,” said the…

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the my wife.” “Oh yeah?” said Charlie “And how did this one end?” “When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.” “Really,” said Charles … Really,” said…

There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car… The one blonde says to the other, “What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?” The other one replied, “No, people will think we’re trying to break in.” The other one said, “Well do we get…

A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!” Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one…

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years of this his wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impotent bastard! How could you lie to me all these years?” Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy,…

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best bl*w j*b I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.” The bride…

One day, a man decides he wants to host a costume party. He decides that he wants an emotion-themed party, so he sends out all his invitations, telling his guests to dress as their favorite emotions. On the night of the party, his doorbell rings, and he opens the door to find his friend dressed…