An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that in order to prolong his life, they should cut out s**. He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks of
this he decided that life without intim@cy was too difficult to bear. He missed his wife dearly and couldn’t resist the temptation any longer. So, he sneaked upstairs to be with his wife. But as they were making love, he suddenly stopped and said, “I’m sorry, honey. I can’t do this anymore. It’s not worth risking my health.” The wife replied, “Don’t worry, darling. If you have another heart attack, I’ll just pretend it’s the best org@sm of my life!”