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well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and: Linda, his wife says, Where the hell have you been? Larry replies: I was out getting a tattoo! A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly. What the…
Partners In Health: Redefining the Possibilities of Health Care “We’re saving lives, revitalizing communities, and transforming global health.” These are the defining words of Partners In Health, an organization taking on a medical and a moral mission to provide preferential health care treatment to poor populations. Partners In Health is a nonprofit organization comprised of…
A lawyer is out for a drive when he gets violently sideswiped, seemingly out of nowhere. A police officer arrives at the scene to take his statement, but the driver keeps ranting on and on about the damage to his car. “My beautiful BMW! The god-damned door was torn right off!” The police officer rolls…
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they’d better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on…
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!” and she pushed him in the closet, stark n@ked. The husband, however, became suspicious and…
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?” A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, “I don’t know… why don’t you play your age?” He…
A woman in her 90s calls her doctor and asks: “Doctor, where is the heart?” To which the doctor replies: “it is at the height of your left n*pple” The elderly woman thanks the man and ends the call. A new day arrives and the doctor reads the headline of his newspaper “Elderly woman wants…
The woman got up on stage of the theatre, looking at it onto the crowd awaiting her performance. She opened her mouth and started to sing. Looks of suprise went out amongst the audience. “I’m sure they’ve never heard anyone like me!”. But her confidence turned to shock when people got up and left the…
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play t*pless.” One man replies “I’m sorry madam we have a strict dress…
