A woman asked her doctor “Doctor, where is the heart?

A woman in her 90s calls her doctor and asks: “Doctor, where is the heart?”

To which the doctor replies: “it is at the height of your left n*pple”

The elderly woman thanks the man and ends the call.

A new day arrives and the doctor reads the headline of his newspaper

“Elderly woman wants to commit suicide, shoots herself in the knee”

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