A very attractive blonde woman bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice.

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play t*pless.”

One man replies “I’m sorry madam we have a strict dress code at this casino and if you do that you will be immediately escorted out by security”.

The other dealer slaps his workmate and allows the bet to proceed.

With that, she str*ps to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!” As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, “Yes! Yes! I won! I won!” She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs.

The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll?” The other answers, “That’s a dumb question. Firstly, the dice are still right here. We are at a craps table so take a look, dumbass. Secondly, the winnings are distributed by us since that’s our job, so if you were watching you would see that I paid the correct winnings.”

The dealer who physically abused his colleague and allowed nudity on the casino floored is fired.

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