GOSSIP

A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative girl that means no sex before marriage. But he doesn’t care, he loves her. After a year of dating he decides its time to propose to her. So he heads to her father’s house to ask for his blessing. “Hello, sir, I’m here to…

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop…

A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. “I had s*x with another woman last night,” he tells her. “But I was thinking of you the whole time.” “You miss me that much?” she asks. “No,” he says. “But it kept me from coming too fast.” So same ex girlfriend kicked him in his…

A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror .She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side. She tried walking in the shallow part of the river, and she even tried grabbing onto a branch that stretched over the river to swing to the other side. But no…

One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked, “What happened?” The blonde said, “Well, I was press my husband’s shirt until the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was still on the iron!” The doctor was shocked. “Oh my goodness,” he…

A lady finally found her soulmate and calls her dad to tell him about it . The dad is smiling and eager to find out more about this man he asks even more questions about her new lover and the lady happily answers them all. Finally, the dad asks, “So, what does he do for…

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, “What do you have in the bag?” The blonde replies: “I have chickens!” The man thinks for a moment and says, “If I can guess how many chickens you have in the…

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy her husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer she went to the pro shop where he usually…

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman s*ductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face…