One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned.
The doctor asked, “What happened?” The blonde said, “Well, I was press my husband’s shirt until the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was still on the iron!”
The doctor was shocked. “Oh my goodness,” he exclaimed, “that must have been so painful! How did you manage to burn the other side of your face?”
The blonde looked at him and replied, “Well, I had to call 911, didn’t I?”