GOSSIP

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her p@nties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she scre@med and wiggled more than she ever…

A married man decided to work late to be with his young secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work, he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and made love for two…

A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about s*x. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is put the prisoner in the…

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,” she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, “Where? Where?”

Upon arriving at the pyramid, they are immediately told to leave as the site has already been excavated. The friends, not willing to concede, look for a different way in and find an entrance never before used. It is through this entrance that they find a secret passageway, one that is made at first to…

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and…

A woman just gave birth to a baby boy. Unfortunately. The doctor was holding him and told the parent,”I regret to inform you that your son was born without eyelids.” The mother replies,” That’s terrible. What are we going to do?” The doctor says,” I’ve seen this before, don’t worry. We will circumcise him and…

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home…