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Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won’t burn….
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her undressed. One day, as they drove down the highway together, the man couldn’t resist his urges any longer. He pulled over…
“Quick! Give me a pint of lager, and then a whisky, then another pint and another whisky, then a pint and a whisky, a pint and a whisky, a pint and a whisky, another pint, another whisky, and finally a pint and a whisky” As fast as the bartender is pouring the drinks, the man…
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?” “I don’t know,some dumb bitch asking if the…
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife’s arm… the wife is turned and she tells him: I’m sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep… Some…
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman said, “I’m sure you would.” So the man said, “Okay, I would” Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?” And the man replied,…
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are you okay, what’s your name?” “I’m Phil and I’m OK thanks,” I replied. “Phil, forget your troubles Come to my villa, rest a while…
well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and: Linda, his wife says, Where the hell have you been? Larry replies: I was out getting a tattoo! A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly. What the…
Partners In Health: Redefining the Possibilities of Health Care “We’re saving lives, revitalizing communities, and transforming global health.” These are the defining words of Partners In Health, an organization taking on a medical and a moral mission to provide preferential health care treatment to poor populations. Partners In Health is a nonprofit organization comprised of…
A lawyer is out for a drive when he gets violently sideswiped, seemingly out of nowhere. A police officer arrives at the scene to take his statement, but the driver keeps ranting on and on about the damage to his car. “My beautiful BMW! The god-damned door was torn right off!” The police officer rolls…