A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her undressed.
One day, as they drove down the highway together, the man couldn’t resist his urges any longer. He pulled over to the side of the road and turned to the woman.
“Please, my love,” he begged, “I need to see you n@ked. Just once!”
The woman considered this for a moment, then nodded her head and began to und*ess. As she removed each item of clothing, she recited a prayer.
The man was astounded. “Wow,” he said, “you really ARE religious!”
To which the woman replied, “No, not really. But I am a bit chilly, and these clothes are warm.”