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A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up.
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Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?” “I don’t know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear.”
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