YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A young blonde was on vacation in the swamps of Louisiana She really wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes to bring back for her boyfriend but didn’t want to pay the high prices the local stores were charging. After becoming very frustrated with the local shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “I’ll just go out and…
Like most of us, you have probably imagined buying shares of a company that skyrockets in a couple of years in value, making you enough money to travel and chill for the rest of your life. Maybe even GameStop was among your top picks for buying its shares, or it will be. In reality, investing…
First visit Patient: “Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?” Doctor: “For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free.” [The patient then decided to lie.] Patient: “Doctor, this is my …. Patient: “Doctor, this is my first visit.”
Wife Honey can u please help me cleaning de garden? Husband-Do i look like a gardener? Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door. Husband-Do i look like a carpenter?… then de husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed Husband-I knew my wife u…
Husband is walking behind his wife and says, “Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine.” The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the husband starts getting amorous. Wife says: “I’m not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You’ll have to do it…
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself : Man: “May I buy you a cocktail?” Maxine: “No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.” Man: “Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?” Maxine: “No, they spread.”
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he replies. “Fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds.” “Well,” the old woman snickers, “should we get naked again…
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn`t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher…
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you…
I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino’s car parking facility Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to car as about to get in after leaving the casino. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts….