Blonde And Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the swamps of Louisiana
She really wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes to bring back for her boyfriend but didn’t want to pay the high prices the local stores were charging.
After becoming very frustrated with the local shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”
The shopkeeper replied, “Good luck! Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, and he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, rope in hand
Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her
She lunges, wraps herself around the beast and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank
Laying nearby were several more alligators all tied up.
Completely amazed, the shopkeeper got out of his car and walked toward the young lady.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it’s back, and frustrated, shouts up at the shopkeeper, “Ugh! This one isn’t wearing shoes either!!”