GOSSIP

A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case ….. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case for why she should be awarded custody of the child. The woman replied, “Your Honor, I brought this…

Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands…

After looking around the shop for a while and being unable to spot what he wants, he goes up to the counter and signs to the pharmacist, who only looks at him in mild bewilderment. The deaf-mute pats his pockets for a pencil and paper only to realize that he’s come out without any, and…

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted…

One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have s*xual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn’t Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus…

One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him. “What you staring at, old man? Ain’t you ever done anything wild in your time?” “Yeah. I screwed a parrot once….

After a meeting, the wife was coming out of a hotel and she was looking for her car keys. They were not in her pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly, she realized that she must have left them in the car. Frantically, she headed to the parking lot. As she…

Ed and Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. During the night, Ed woke up to find Ted’s face inches from his own. Startled, he exclaimed, “What the heck are you doing?!” Ted replied, “Shh! Don’t move. I think my…

A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, “Oh…

Johnny whispers into his dad’s ear, “Will you give me ten dollars if I tell you what the man in the uniform says to mom every morning?” The father takes ten dollars out of his wallet and  eagerly asks Johnny, “So what does the man in the uniform say to your mom every morning?” Johnny…