Ed and Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend.

Ed and Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. During the night, Ed woke up to find Ted’s face inches from his own. Startled, he exclaimed, “What the heck are you doing?!” Ted replied, “Shh! Don’t move. I think my wife is sleeping with your wife, and I’m trying to see if they’re talking about us.