GOSSIP

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town… They wanted to have s#x when the girl stopped for no reason!! and She say: “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for s#x.” The man reluctantly paid her, and…

A guy goes to a house of pr#stitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed… She’s about to take off her sheer pink negl!gee, when the fire alarms ring! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs…

A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went to play golf one day. They were about to tee off on the first hole… The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of…

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of Bad things magazines. What did you do? the other nuns asked. Well of course I threw them in the trash. The second nun said, Well, I can top…

this 82 year old geezer steps into a bad house and picks a beautiful woman to go up to the room with him. Once inside, the woman asked him what he wanted. He hesitated for a moment, feeling a bit embarrassed, but eventually told her that he would like a BJ. The woman obliged, but…

The wife bought a new see through nightie, wore it without any underclothes, and came swinging before the husband. The husband says, you look so beautiful and gorgeous, my darling. The wife says. I know that, but I tried it the same way at the store, and the salesman was the first one to tell…

On a very beautiful day, Johnny was walking in the park. Suddenly he saw a girl. Johnny met his classmate from high school after 10 years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only, Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years. and took a…

Pinocchio had just finished having s*x with his girlfriend, and he asked her, “So … how was I?” She said, “Well, Pinocchio … I hate to say this, but when we have s*x, you give me splinters.” Pinocchio was devastated. He went running to Gepetto, crying, “My girlfriend says that when we have s*x, I…

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbandsconstant demands for s@x, decides to make a schedule for him, to cutdown on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the restof their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece ofpaper, “Honey, you know I…

A man buys a pack of “Olympic condoms”. Upon getting home, heannounces to his wife.she blurts, “What makes them so special?” “There are three colors,” hereplies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze…??tonight?”, she asks cheekily. “Gold of course,” says the man proudly. Thewife responds, “Why do not you wear Silver, it would be nice if you camesecond…