Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of Bad things magazines. What did you do? the other nuns asked. Well of course I threw them in the trash. The second nun said, Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s room putting away laundry and I found a bunch of member cover! Oh, my! gasped the other nuns. “What did you do? I poked holes in all of them! she replied. The third nun fainted.