GOSSIP

A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. Three women walked past and felt sorry for him. One said, “Have you ever had a hug?”He said, “No,” so she hugged him and walked on. The second one asked, “Have you ever had a kiss?”He said, “No,” so she…

A wise old farmer wanted to teach his 18-year-old son about entrepreneurship and resourcefulness. To test the boy’s skills, he handed him a duck and challenged him: “Take this to town, my son. By the time you return, make sure you are in a better position than when you started.” Taking up the challenge with…

“A 17-year-old male walks into a drug store. He says, “”I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards, I hope there’s a chance I get lucky—you know what I mean.”” The clerk replies, “”How about condoms, then? They could come in handy. Here’s a pack.”” The young man pays, walks to…

A guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with s@x. “Doctor, I think my dick is just too damn small” he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer” he replies quite bemused. “Aaaahhh. There’s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. You should try…

A policeman was out doing his rounds at Lovers’ Lane. He went up to one car, and there was a couple in the back seat making love. He tapped on the window and asked, “What are you doing in there?” The lady said, “We’re doing the twist.” The policeman moved to the next car, where…

the husband gets a love bite on his neck from his secretary he goes home quite worried but suddenly gets a brain wave upon reaching his house he allows his pet dog to jump on him and shouts honey our dog bit my neck the wife removes her bra and says see what he did…

A man comes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, no matter what I do in bed, I cannot satisfy my wife.” The doctor sends him to the old train station, where he is to find a very well-built guy who can help him. The man goes there, finds the big guy, and asks him for…

Two Deaf people get married During 1st week of marrige they found they are unable to communicate in bedroom with the lights out as they can’t see each other signing and lipsing. After several nights of fumbling and misunderstanding they finally came up with a solution The wife said Why don’t we agree on simple…

A little girl asks her mum, ‘Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?’ Her mum replies ‘No, because she is on heat.’ ‘What does that mean?’ asked the child. ‘Go and ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’ The little girl goes out to the garage and says,…

So there’s this girl right (we’ll call her Ashley)  Ashley’s been flat chested her whole life and as   she approaches her mid 20s she wants to get a boob  job. So she goes to see this doctor by the name of   Dr. bob, and Dr. bob tells her if she wants bigger  boobs all she…