GOSSIP

So, a woman found out her husband was cheating. She grabbed a large knife, intending to cut off his manhood while he slept. She lifted the blanket and raised the knife over her head, but as she swung it down, he moved slightly, and she ended up chopping off his leg instead. The husband called…

a guy and a girl had a poem competition Guy 2 * 2 is 4 4 + 5 is 9 I can put mine in yours but you can’t put yours in mine girl two time * 2 is 4 4 + 5 is 9 I know the length of yours but you won’t know…

A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door. A boy about 9 opened the door. “Is your mom or dad home?” the farmer asked.The boy replied, “No, they went into town.” “Well, how about your brother Howard?” the farmer asked.“No, he went with Mom and Dad,” the boy said. The…

A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. Three women walked past and felt sorry for him. One said, “Have you ever had a hug?”He said, “No,” so she hugged him and walked on. The second one asked, “Have you ever had a kiss?”He said, “No,” so she…

A wise old farmer wanted to teach his 18-year-old son about entrepreneurship and resourcefulness. To test the boy’s skills, he handed him a duck and challenged him: “Take this to town, my son. By the time you return, make sure you are in a better position than when you started.” Taking up the challenge with…

“A 17-year-old male walks into a drug store. He says, “”I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards, I hope there’s a chance I get lucky—you know what I mean.”” The clerk replies, “”How about condoms, then? They could come in handy. Here’s a pack.”” The young man pays, walks to…

A guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with s@x. “Doctor, I think my dick is just too damn small” he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer” he replies quite bemused. “Aaaahhh. There’s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. You should try…

A policeman was out doing his rounds at Lovers’ Lane. He went up to one car, and there was a couple in the back seat making love. He tapped on the window and asked, “What are you doing in there?” The lady said, “We’re doing the twist.” The policeman moved to the next car, where…

the husband gets a love bite on his neck from his secretary he goes home quite worried but suddenly gets a brain wave upon reaching his house he allows his pet dog to jump on him and shouts honey our dog bit my neck the wife removes her bra and says see what he did…

A man comes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, no matter what I do in bed, I cannot satisfy my wife.” The doctor sends him to the old train station, where he is to find a very well-built guy who can help him. The man goes there, finds the big guy, and asks him for…