A man comes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, no matter what I do in bed, I cannot satisfy my wife.”
The doctor sends him to the old train station, where he is to find a very well-built guy who can help him. The man goes there, finds the big guy, and asks him for help.
The guy says, “No problem, sir. You see this banana skin? Invite me to your house while you’re having sex, and I will wave it at you and your wife the whole time. I promise you, she will reach satisfaction in no time.”
So they head off to the man’s house. When the woman opens the door, the man tells her to go to bed because they are going to have some great sex. They begin, and the big man starts waving the banana skin.
After 30 minutes, the wife still does not reach satisfaction.
“Give it to me! I will wave it, and you will have the sex!” says the man angrily.
So he starts waving, and the big guy begins having sex with the wife. After exactly 2 minutes, she reaches her peak.
“You see, you idiot!” says the man to the big guy with rage. “This is how you are supposed to wave a banana!”