GOSSIP

Clark Kent was lying on his death bed with his wife Lois Lane laying beside him after some time Lois said darling I have to confess something years ago I had an affair with Superman it was only one night but I’ve regretted it ever since I hope you can forgive me you don’t need…

wife suppose you hit the jackpot of $1 million in a lottery and the same day someone kidnaps me and Demands a ransom of $1 million what will you do husband I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day

so a woman found out her husband was cheating so she grabbed a large knife intending to cut off his manhood while he slept she lifted the blanket and raised the knife over her head but as she swung it down he moved slightly and she ended up chopping off his leg instead the husband…

a guy and a girl had a poem competition Guy 2 * 2 is 4 4 + 5 is 9 I can put mine in yours but you can’t put yours in mine girl two time * 2 is 4 4 + 5 is 9 I know the length of yours but you won’t know…

a farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door a boy about 9 opened the door is your mom or dad home the farmer asked the boy no they went into town the boy replied well how about your brother Howard the farmer asked no he went with Mom and Dad…

a man sat on a towel on a beach he had no arms or legs three women walked past and felt sorry for him one said you ever had a hug he said no so she hugged him and walked on the second one asked you ever had a kiss he said no so she…

a wise old farmer wanted to teach his young 18-year-old son about entrepreneurship and resourcefulness to test the boy skills he handed him a duck and challenged him take this to the town my son by the time you return make sure you are in a better position than when you started taking up the…

a 17-year-old male walks into a drug store he says I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house afterwards I hope there is a chance I get lucky you know what I mean clerk how about condoms then they could come in handy here’s a pack the young man after paying walks…

A guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with s@x. “Doctor, I think my dick is just too damn small” he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer” he replies quite bemused. “Aaaahhh. There’s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. You should try…

a policeman was out doing his rounds at Lovers Lane he went up to one car and there was a couple in the back seat making love he tapped on the window and asked what are you doing in there the lady said we’re doing the twist the policeman moved to the next car and…