GOSSIP

A young man is starting his  first ever job at a morgue.  The boss of the morgue thinks, I’ll throw  him in at the deep end on his first day  give him a real challenge. So he takes the  young man to a door and he tells the young man  “Behind this door is a…

Jack woke up with a pounding hangover after his company’s Christmas party. He couldn’t even remember how he got home. Feeling awful, he worried he might have done something embarrassing. When he finally forced his eyes open, the first thing he noticed was a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the…

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you are sweating?” he asks. The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”

An older couple had been together for 40 years and had never been with anyone else. For a while, they had both been curious about what it might be like to try something new. One morning over breakfast, the man was reading the newspaper and noticed an ad: there would be a swinger party in…

A man had been together with his girlfriend for about two years. They were absolutely in love, and he wanted to find the perfect gift for her. He decided there was nothing more romantic than having her name tattooed on him. So, he went to a tattoo artist and said, “I’d like to have my…

Three nuns passed away and went up to Heaven. They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow upon them each one wish… The first nun said with a blush, “This is slightly embarrassing, but I have to…

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight when Grandpa found a bottle of Vi@gra in his son’s medicine cabinet he asked about using one of the pills the son said I don’t think you should take one dad they’re very strong and very expensive how much asked Grandpa $10 a pill answered the son…

In a quaint little church, there was a talented organist named Karen, renowned for her impressive musical skills and, well, equally impressive assets. As she played the organ, her ample bosom seemed to have a mind of its own, drawing more attention than the hymns themselves. This became quite the topic of discussion among the…

Clark Kent was lying on his deathbed with his wife, Lois Lane, lying beside him. After some time, Lois said, “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.” “You don’t need to…

wife suppose you hit the jackpot of $1 million in a lottery and the same day someone kidnaps me and Demands a ransom of $1 million what will you do husband I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day