YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A naive young man was encouraged to dance with one of thevillage girls. As the dance became faster, one of the girl’searrings dropped off and fell down her back.“Be a darling and get that for me,” she asked her partner.“Yes,” he stammered, but the more he reached for it, thefurther down her back it fell.“Ahem,”…
Now young Tom, born and brought up in the city, was givena chance to visit his cousin who lived on a farm in thecountry. It was all very strange to him, particularly when hewent into the milking shed and saw all the cows attached tothe milking machines and the milk pouring out into thebuckets. As…
Two six-year-old boys are standing in the toilet having a pee.One turns to the other and says, “Your dinky doesn’t haveany skin on it.”“That’s because I’ve been circumcised,” he replies.“Cor! What does that mean?” “It means the skin’s been cut off the end.”“How old were you when they did that?”“About two days old.”“Did it hurt?”“It…
A group of young boys were always getting into trouble onthe estate so the local vicar decided to intervene and speakto each of them about their behaviour. When it wasJohnny’s turn to go in, he sat down nervously wonderingwhat was going to happen. As with the other boys, the vicar decided to find out how…
Grandpa and Grandson go out together for a day’s fishing.At lunchtime, the man opens a can of cider.“Can I have some, Grandpa?” asks the boy.“I tell you what, son,” replies Grandpa. “Can your willytouch your backside?”“No, Grandpa.”“Then you can’t have any cider.”Later on, Grandpa gets out his cigarettes.“Can I have one, Grandpa?”Grandpa replies, “Can your…
“Mummy, mummy, are little birds made of metal?”“Of course not, darling, why do you think that?”“I just heard dad say he’d like to screw the arse off the birdnext door.”
A young boy walked into a bar and asked for a bottle of beerand 20 fags.“Now, now,” smiled the barmaid, wagging her finger. “Doyou want to get me into trouble?”He replied, “Not at the moment, I just want my beer andfags.”
Class 3 have a boy who is always in trouble, he is constantlyupsetting the other children and damaging the schoolproperty. Eventually, a letter is sent home to his parentssaying the school has put up with his bad behaviour long enough. This morning, they found him masturbating inclass so they have expelled him. The letter continues:…
At the end of the human biology class, the lecturerconducted a quick question and answer session to check thateveryone had been listening to his lesson.“You over there, the girl in red,” he said pointing, “whichpart of the body becomes 10 times its normal size underemotional stress?”Flushed with embarrassment, the girl refused to answer, soanother student…
Father walks into his son’s bedroom to find him lying facedown on a life-size picture of Britney Spears.“Son, what’s going on?” gasps his father.“It’s alright, dad, I’ve got plain Jane from next doorunderneath.”