A naive young man was encouraged to dance with one of the
village girls. As the dance became faster, one of the girl’s
earrings dropped off and fell down her back.
“Be a darling and get that for me,” she asked her partner.
“Yes,” he stammered, but the more he reached for it, the
further down her back it fell.
“Ahem,” he said, blushing madly. “I feel a perfect arse.”
“Really? Thank you, my t*ts are pretty good as well.”