YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Little Johnny asks his mother, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” as they are both taking showers. Unsure of how to respond, she advises Johnny to bring up the subject with his father at breakfast the next day, confident that it will be forgotten. Johnny wasn’t negligent. He posed the same query to…
Many famous people have acknowledged getting cosmetic surgery to address their flaws or to maintain their youthful appearance. While some of them are pleased with the outcomes, a few have chosen to age naturally as a result of having second thoughts about their surgeries. First, Cameron Diaz Cameron Diaz admitted to having tried Botox in…
Susan’s mother: “What are you doing on the top of that tree?” Susan: “Some boys are playing football their ball is fallen on the tree. They asked me to bring it.” Susan’s mother: “My dear , they only want to chech your pants.” Susan: “Don’t worry mam, I hav’nt put on my pants!”
He was instructed to take off his clothes and put on a gown by the nurse so the doctor could examine him. “Ahead of you?” Shyly, he asks. Says the nurse: “Well, no, but I have previously seen a human body. The man uttered, Not one like mine, though. You’d pass out from laughter at…
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room” and the mom says, “Ok honey, you kids have fun.” When they are up their the mom hears: “Baby baby baby oh!” The mom walks to the door…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a c🅾️nd🅾️m, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another c🅾️nd🅾️m, and once again…
This is a German joke, but I think I found a way to translate it: A girl wants to introduce her new boyfriend to her parents. He knocks on the door and the parents together open the door and introduce themselves: “Hi, my name is Sarah and this is my husband Michael, nice to meet…
London, England – A local guy is looking for information on the woman who took his iPhone from Sheffield last week. The victim, who requests anonymity, said that it’s possible that the thief was unaware that the phone automatically uploaded all of the images it took to the owner’s iCloud account. The woman was frequently…
Due to her curves and the way she dresses for her workplace—the classroom—a voluptuous South African teacher has gone viral. The teacher, who goes by the name Lulu Menziwa, has a great following on Instagram thanks to her fashionable sense and flashy bottom. She frequently posts pictures of herself instructing in class while sporting body-conscious…
Not only in books and movies, but also in real life, one can find some of the most horrifying tales. And it only proves that even people with the most unassuming appearances may be hiding some sinister truths among all the skeletons in their closets. Just by taking a quick glance at someone, you can…