GOSSIP

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen Her natural beauty took his breath away I may…

A Mother had 3 v@rg@n daughters… They were all getting married within a short time period. Since Mom was a bit worried about how their s=x life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s=x felt. The first girl sent…

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face…

There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologized to her her boobs would increase by one size. So the girl is walking down…

Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of heart disease. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Judy remarried, and this time She & John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25…

When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes….

A woman went to store and asked for a maternity bra. “what bust?” asked the saleswoman. ” The fu*king c0nd0m” she replied.

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on…

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?” His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy nods and then says, “OK,…

They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on the floor. “Whoops,” he says and turns to the waiter, “I’m terribly sorry but could I have another…” The waiter whips a fresh spoon out…