GOSSIP

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to…

One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, ” “Babe,  you want to, you…

A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people showed up. One was a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other was a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The circus owner told them, “I’m not going to sugarcoat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last…

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen Her natural beauty took his breath away I may…

A Mother had 3 v@rg@n daughters… They were all getting married within a short time period. Since Mom was a bit worried about how their s=x life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s=x felt. The first girl sent…

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face…

There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologized to her her boobs would increase by one size. So the girl is walking down…

Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of heart disease. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Judy remarried, and this time She & John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25…

When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes….

A woman went to store and asked for a maternity bra. “what bust?” asked the saleswoman. ” The fu*king c0nd0m” she replied.