GOSSIP

A Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Er@ction with his Wife and she was getting frustrated. The Doc checked the man’s blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination said he wanted to check with the Wife. He took Her to another cubicle and asked…

Yesterday I was having a talk with my friend and he said, “I had a terrible row with my wife last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end.” Half shocked and half impressed I said, “Wow – that’s really impressive! What did she say?!” My friend shrugged and replied, “Come…

Wife and husband have bought c0nd0ms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying n@ked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six…

Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made. Samantha explains it to her.”I still don’t get it? Can you show me.” Suzy says. “OK. Tonight, I will let you watch will my boyfriend, Jack and I screw.” That night, Jack laid Samantha 5 times but Suzy still didn’t understand. The next night Jack…

One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregn@nt. When I returned home I saw her father closing the door. I told him: “Your daughter hasn’t married yet I wonder how it is possible a girl without any husband be pregn@nt? For a moment her father…

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife s activities . A week later the detective returned with a video They sat down together to watch it . Although the quality was less than…

Unexpectedly, an artist’s wife started having s-x with him every day. Though quite unusual, he didn’t question his luck, deciding to just enjoy the ride. One day, his wife approached him. “Honey? Can you sketch a picture for me?” “Of course!” he replied. “What should I draw?” “What you think our baby will look like.”…

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the ”no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, ”Maybe…

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I…