My Friend had a Terrible Row with his Wife.

Yesterday I was having a talk with my friend and he said, “I had a terrible row with my wife last night.

But she crawled to me on her knees in the end.”

Half shocked and half impressed I said, “Wow – that’s really impressive! What did she say?!”

My friend shrugged and replied, “Come out from under that sofa, you filthy coward!”