One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.
On the front lawn were six old ladies lying n@ked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying n@ked on the lawn.
This time, my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.
“Do you know there are six ladies lying n@ked on your front lawn?” “Yes,” she said. “They’re retired pr0stitutes – they’re having a yard sale.”