GOSSIP

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does. But then the wife suddenly stops and says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” “WHAT!?” says her husband. The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional…

Mrs. John went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a terrible memory. The doctor asked, “How long have you had this problem?” to which she replied, “What problem?”

Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful, comely young female. The doctor stops him and asks, “Herm, you must be feeling terrific, yes?” Herman says, “Just following orders, Doc. You…

Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back.”. “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.” “Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another…

Two h**kers were on a street corner. They started discussing business and one of the h**kers said, “Yep, it’s gonna be a good night, I smell c*ck in the air.” The other h**ker looked at her and said, “No, no. I just burped.

A man kisses his wife goodbye and leaves to work early in the morning His wife calls her 2 lovers to come in just as her husband leaves. None less than 2 hours later the husband arrives. “Quick hide, it’s my husband” she says to the 2 men. The first guy hides in the attic…

A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What the hell was that for?’ The wife replied ‘That’s for the slip of paper in your pocket with the name Laura Lou on it!’ ‘Don’t worry’, said the husband,…

My step-sister walked into my room one day and she says, “Hey, big brother… take off my shirt.” So I took off her shirt. Then she says, “Take off my skirt…” So I took off her skirt. Then she says, “Take off my bra and panties…” So I took off her br@ and p@nties. Then…

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom…. He saw her rubbing her body and mo@ning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her m*@ning….