A man kisses his wife goodbye and leaves to work early in the morning His wife calls her 2 lovers to come in just as her husband leaves.
None less than 2 hours later the husband arrives. “Quick hide, it’s my husband” she says to the 2 men.
The first guy hides in the attic and the second one hides under the bed. The man enters the bedroom seemingly disappointed and sad. “Honey, i got bad news”….
he says to his wife. “Oh my dear what is it?” “Well first i got fired from work”
“Oh hon don’t worry, he who is up there shall provide for us” “And i got into a car accident” “Don’t worry, for he who is up there shall provide for us”
“And the fault was mine, and im not insured” “Don’t worry my love, for he who is up there shall provide for us”
The first man hiding in the attic jumped out visibly furious. “I ain’t providing nothin, how bout you tell the other guy under the bed to provide huh?”