Herm is 85 years old and retired.

Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful, comely young female.

The doctor stops him and asks, “Herm, you must be feeling terrific, yes?”

Herman says, “Just following orders, Doc. You told me to get a hot mama and be cheerful.” The physician exclaims, “Herm, that’s not what I told you! I said, ‘You got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”