YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1….
I STARTED A NEW JOB. MY BOSS SAID “HI, MY NAME IS REBECCA, BUT PEOPLE CALL ME BECKY”. I SAID “MY NAME IS KYLE, BUT PEOPLE CALL ME D*CK” She said: how do you get d*ck from kyle? I replied: you just ask nicely.
“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I…
There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life, where sex isn’t part of the itinerary anymore. One night, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Every-time one of us wants to have a bit of a slap and tickle, we just have to say, “Washing machine.” A night passes, and the…
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he…
A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?” His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy nods and then says, “OK,…
His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say things twice. Tell us the secret of this happiness or we’ll consider you as a diffident.” “Well, i can shortly explain. After our wedding, she started riding her horse…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.” “My dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.” “The problem,” she complained, “is that it wakes me…
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “a code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word “typewriter.” One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.” The child…
A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid She thought of a plan to take him by surprise One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid’s room switched off all the lights and in pitch darkness slipped into the…