A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar…

They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars.
The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry 

The Sith and Mando laughs at
him saying he has a Bad Car.

The Sith having manipulated others
into giving him their wealth shows
off his McClaren F1. The patrons at

the bar are amazed and even the Jedi
has to admit it’s a nice ride. They both
end up saying it’s a Good Car.

The Mandalorian walks around
the corner and after a few
minutes comes screaming back

on his jet pack and blows
up the other cars. He
has the Beskar.

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