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There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life

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There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life

There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life, where sex isn’t part of the itinerary anymore. One night, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Every-time one of us wants to have a bit of a slap and tickle, we just have to say, “Washing machine.”
A night passes, and the husband leans over and whispers, “Washing machine.” The wife gives him a shove and informs him that she has a headache.

A few nights go by and the same thing happens, but the husband is determined and he reckons he’ll just give it one more try. He leans over and whispers seductively, “Washing machine.” Yet again, the wife turns him away. However, a few moments pass and the wife’s needs arises so she rolls over and recites the word, but the husband turns over and says:

“Sorry love, it was only a small wash so I did it by hand.”

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