GOSSIP

A man goes to a hospital and sees a man m@sturb@ting. He asks the nurse why is he doing so. The nurse explains to him that if he doesn’t m@sturb@te every 6 hours there would be a clot and he would die. Then in the next room, he sees a nurse giving a bl*wj*b to…

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.” Brunette: “My god! I had no idea he was that good.” Blonde: looking shocked “Oh, you mean with one person?”

John and his wife are living in an apartment complex and they make love pretty regularly. Every night when they do it the wife moans uncontrollably. One day, John’s old neighbour, Peter approaches him. “Hey John, Uhm, I don’t know how to tell you this, but every night when you make love to your wife…

Little Johnny comes home from school one day. As he’s walking to his room, he passes his mother’s room and notices that she’s lying n@ked on the bed, rubbing herself while moaning “I need a man, I need a man” The next day, when Little Johnny comes home from school, he passes his mother’s room…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says “Honey, I’m tired after all this excitement. I’m going to go to bed. See you in the morning.” She say ok, and off he goes to bed,…

A man and his newlywed wife are about to consummate marriage. Both are nervous and start getting undressed. The man takes his shoes and socks off and the woman shrieks “OMG! What’s wrong with your feet?” The husband, having grossly misshapen toes replies “When I was a kid I contracted toelio.” The bride replied “Don’t…

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for s*x.” The boy reluctantly…

A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success… Finally, after days of searching, they found her in her parents’ house. The husband was relieved…

A little old lady, about 70 years old, walks into an adult bookstore and slowly shuffles up to the counter, her hands shaking. She stutteringly says, “Eh, eh, excuse me, b-but I’m embarrased…” The clerk says, “Please don’t be ma’am, human s*xuality is a beautiful, natural thing. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.” Trembling,…

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. “What’s wrong dearest??” asked the confused husband. “Oh darling,” sobbed the wife, “I was cleaning little Suzie’s room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very er*tic p*rn magazine! What ever are…