A little old lady goes into an bookstore.
A little old lady, about 70 years old, walks into an adult bookstore and slowly shuffles up to the counter, her hands shaking. She stutteringly says, “Eh, eh, excuse me, b-but I’m embarrased…” The clerk says, “Please don’t be ma’am, human s*xuality is a beautiful, natural thing. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.” Trembling, she asks, “All right, do- do- do you have (whispers) women’s…pleasure…aides here? “Like, v*[email protected] and d*ld*s? Yes, ma’am, we have a large selection of both.” “An- an- and do- do you know much about them?” The clerks looks are her shaking form and says, “Yes, ma’am, I do. I’d be happy to answer any questions you have.” To which she replies, “Great! Do- do- do- do you know how to shut ’em off?!”
(Note: When telling this joke in person, be sure to shake your hands when you’re doing the little old lady’s voice! Earned me a few laughs back when I was bartending 🙂