GOSSIP

A man had always dreamt of having  a pair of real cowboy boots.   One day he sees a pair on  sale, decides to treat himself   and walks proudly back home in his new boots.   He enters the house and asks his wife, ‘Do  you notice anything different about me?’   The wife looks…

jacob and jessica had been dating for over a year and so they decided to get married they loved each other dearly and everything was on track for a bright future together there was only one problem and quiet a big one at that jessica’s younger sister the younger sister was 20 years of age…

… from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word “Timbuktu”. It’s a city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: “I was a…

John walked in late Mr clark asked John why are you late he replied I wasn’t Cherry Hill then he sat down 10 minutes later Mike walked in late and Mr Clark repeated why are you late Mike answered I was on top of Cherry Hill 5 minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr…

there was an eldery man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant he went to the doctor to get a sperm count the doctor told him to take a specimen cup home feel it and bring it back the elder man came back the next day the specimen cup was empty and the lead…

there’s an overweight guy who is watching TV a commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 in a week so the guy thinking what the hell signs up for it the next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a…

a woman and her friends are visiting the zoo they are standing in front of the big silver back gorilla’s cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation he grabs her Yanks her over the fence and takes her to his nest in a pen there he ravishes her…

late in the night he regained Consciousness he found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital’s ICU with tubes up his nose wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him he realized he’d obviously been in a serious accident she gave him a deep look straight into the eyes and he heard…

a mom of an 8-year-old boy is awaiting her son’s arrival from school as he runs in he says he needs to talk to her about making babies he claims he knows about the development of a fetus but doesn’t understand the answer to the million dollar question namely how does the sperm get into…

one morning while his wife was makingbreakfast, a man walked up to her andgave her a healthy pinch on her butt. hesaid to her, if you firmed up your butt,we could get rid of your girdle. the wifewas angry but said nothing. the nextmorning, her husband pinched her breastand said, if you firm these up,…