GOSSIP

Father walks into his son’s bedroom to find him lying facedown on a life-size picture of Britney Spears.“Son, what’s going on?” gasps his father.“It’s alright, dad, I’ve got plain Jane from next doorunderneath.”

The boy’s father was so disappointed with his son’s schoolreport, he decided to go and see the headmaster to find outwhat had gone wrong.“Well, I have good news and bad news,” replied theheadmaster.“The bad news is that your son has discovered he’s gay andhe spends all his time pursuing the good looking boysinstead of studying.”The…

Two kids were arguing in the playground.“My dad’s a better darts player than your dad,” said the firstboy.“No he ain’t,” said the second boy. “My dad got the highestscore last week.”“OK, OK, but my mum’s better than your mum.”“Yeah, alright, my dad says the same thing.”

Daddy was taking his young son for a walk in the park whenthey passed two dogs humping. When the boy asked hisfather what was happening he told him they were making apuppy. A few days later the little boy caught his mum anddad in the throes of s*x and when he asked them what theywere…

The farmer and his wife are entertaining the local bigwigswhen their son runs in and announces to his father in a loudvoice, “Dad, dad, the bull’s fu*king the cow.”After a moment of shocked silence, the farmer turns to hisson and calmly says, “Next time, son, be a little less explicit.You should have said.“The bull is…

A very rich businessman asked his small son what he wouldlike for Christmas.“A baby brother please,” he replied.“I’m sorry, son, there’s not enough time, it’s only 3 weeks toChristmas.”“Well, can’t you put more men on the job?” the sonsuggested.

A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find herparents in bed.“Well!” she exclaimed. “And you tell me off just for suckingmy thumb.”

The little girl’s mother was entertaining her next doorneighbour when her little daughter walked in.“Hello, Mrs Crabbit, are you a gardening expert?” she asked.“No I’m not, why do you ask?” said the puzzled neighbour.“Mum says if there’s any dirt about you’ll dig it up.”

An 18-year-old boy says to his father, “Dad, I keep gettingthese terrible urges, what can I do about it?”“I think you’d better go and see my friend Bob, he’s a s*x therapist, I’m sure he’ll be able to help. Pop round to hishouse this evening.”The boy does as his father suggests, but after 5 visits…